Cats, man. They are weirdos who do lots of strange things.
#1 Such as putting effort into opening a door when there is a cat door readily available.
#2 Or sleeping with a paper bag on their head, and being moody about its removal.
#3 They will see an expanse of space and decide to face the wall.
#5 Or they’ll see an open tank and think, Hey, that’s for me.
#6 Everyone loves pancakes, except cats, apparently.
#7 And pickles can be downright insulting.
#8 And they can enjoy licking ice, but WATER? Screw water.
#9 Only a cat would venture to use the tiny space available on either side of a full coffee cup.
#10 Or the ever-so-gently protruding space on a car door handle.
#11 And only a cat has the natural tendency to always be exactly where they shouldn’t be.
#13 …where they shouldn’t be.
#14 Cats will decide that a nice place to prepare a bed is a full beard.
#15 Or a drying towel.
#16 Or a slightly open box in a pile of garbage.
#17 They’ll hang out in plastic bags for a solid amount of time.
#18 And they will VERY INTENSELY LICK those plastic bags.
#19 A cat will sit for hours staring out the window, meowing at nothing.
#20 Or staring at anything moving or dangling for that matter.
#21 Just when you think you are in the clear, cats will attack with a mighty vengeance.
#22 But that’s OK. Cats are weirdos and we love them anyway.